QOTD

These are some of the things heard from Quayde today:
"Swords are overkill, I think they should have used forks"
"I wish cheese did not make a person constipated"
and what he wanted to yell at the kids from his seminary class as they were getting on the bus, " Have Fun and Preach the Gospel"
(which he didn't because he is concerned they would kill him)